We have Pride flags, BLM flags and other flags in the classroom. Now, Louisiana has decided to put the Ten Commandments in every classroom. The Democrats are going to fight back—who needs moral and ethical values they claim. So below, while satire, is close to what the Democrats in States like California will use as the classroom alternative.
- For instance, “Thou shalt honor thy teacher and hate thy transphobic parents: You shall not tell your parents if you decide to chemically alter your body to pretend to be a different gender.
- Thou shall not kill the sexual vibe the teacher hath created in the classroom: You shall know every detail of your teacher’s sex life, for some reason.
- Thou shalt not attain basic literacy: You shall use neither appropriate capitalization nor punctuation of any kind.”
10 Commandments Democrats Have Approved For Display In Public Schools
BabylonBee.com, 6/21/24 https://babylonbee.com/news/10-commandments-democrats-have-approved-for-display-in-public-schools#google_vignette
In the wake of Louisiana’s conflation of Church and State by mandating that the Ten Commandments be posted in every classroom, Democrats offered a compromise, stating that, while the original Ten Commandments are “hateful” and “out-of-date,” they would be okay with having an updated version.
The Babylon Bee has obtained exclusive access to the 10 Democrat-Approved Commandments:
- Thou shalt have no other gods besides thyself: For your desires take precedence over all.
- Thou shalt not misgender thy neighbor in vain: For your teacher shall not hold you blameless.
- Remember to wear skimpy clothes and keep them holey: You shall uncover your nakedness.
- Thou shalt honor thy teacher and hate thy transphobic parents: You shall not tell your parents if you decide to chemically alter your body to pretend to be a different gender.
- Thou shall not kill the sexual vibe the teacher hath created in the classroom: You shall know every detail of your teacher’s sex life, for some reason.
- Thou shalt not attain basic literacy: You shall use neither appropriate capitalization nor punctuation of any kind.
- Thou shalt hate and bully the straight white male, for he is the worst: Persecute him and bless him not, for his sins are many.
- Thou shalt not bear false witness, unless it’s against Donald Trump in a court room: In that case, bear away.
- Thou shalt not forbid abortion: Offer up your children to Moloch at every opportunity in the name of reproductive rights.
- Thou shalt covet thy neighbor’s everything: Everything he has should be yours, for he is privileged.
