(Disclosure: This is satire—but I bet there are people that like this idea)
The Fascist Fauci types have now gone the next step in the scamdemic. They are now equalizing the flu with the virus—“fluorna”. That is why there are almost no cases of the flu—the Soviets in Washington are using the flu to keep control of society.
So why not abuse their power and lie about diseases, causes of the disease, how to handle i. if they were honest, for instance, they would tell folks that took the jab they no longer needed to war a diaper on their face. Just the opposite, Fauci wants you to wear the mask for several YEARS.
If the vaccine worked why there are over 200,000 NEW cases every day— with so many vaccinated?
Businesses Now Requiring Positive COVID Test As Proof Of Vaccination
BabylonBee.com, 1/5/22
(Disclosure: This is satire—but I bet there are people that like this idea)
The Fascist Fauci types have now gone the next step in the scamdemic. They are now equalizing the flu with the virus—“fluorna”. That is why there are almost no cases of the flu—the Soviets in Washington are using the flu to keep control of society.
So why not abuse their power and lie about diseases, causes of the disease, how to handle i. if they were honest, for instance, they would tell folks that took the jab they no longer needed to war a diaper on their face. Just the opposite, Fauci wants you to wear the mask for several YEARS.
If the vaccine worked why there are over 200,000 NEW cases every day— with so many vaccinated?
Businesses Now Requiring Positive COVID Test As Proof Of Vaccination
BabylonBee.com, 1/5/22
U.S.–American businesses are now requiring employees to test positive for COVID before beginning their workday, since catching COVID is now the best way to prove you’ve been vaccinated.
The new self-imposed mandates come hot on the heels of President Biden threatening to maybe require it among federal employees at some arbitrary point in the future possibly.
Dr. Anthony Fauci has applauded the businesses for the new approach. “You know, since the vaccine has been so perfect, but ineffectual, this will enable people to take advantage of natural immunity as if it were a sort of booster shot. I think the sooner we all get sick the better because it’ll really bump up that vaccine efficacy.”
“We do still recommend masks, though,” he added.
California governor Gavin Newsom has picked up on the new trend and doubled down with a new requirement that all Californians be forcibly infected by a legion of transients. The new program is expected to create millions of jobs.
U.S.–American businesses are now requiring employees to test positive for COVID before beginning their workday, since catching COVID is now the best way to prove you’ve been vaccinated.
The new self-imposed mandates come hot on the heels of President Biden threatening to maybe require it among federal employees at some arbitrary point in the future possibly.
Dr. Anthony Fauci has applauded the businesses for the new approach. “You know, since the vaccine has been so perfect, but ineffectual, this will enable people to take advantage of natural immunity as if it were a sort of booster shot. I think the sooner we all get sick the better because it’ll really bump up that vaccine efficacy.”
“We do still recommend masks, though,” he added.
California governor Gavin Newsom has picked up on the new trend and doubled down with a new requirement that all Californians be forcibly infected by a legion of transients. The new program is expected to create millions of jobs.
