While this is satire—it is really about the Biden/Newsom promoted invasion of our nation.
“Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio,
above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the shit. It was Everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table…everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and
try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
Forget the “patio”—this is New York, Denver, Chicago, San Diego and Los Angeles. The small good intentions transformed into a full scale invasion and war—with the Government on the side of the Invaders.
Maxine (cartoon strip), 12/8/23 www.capoliticanewsandviews.com ((h/t to Dean K)
Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution for the mess that America/Canada/UK/
Germany/ Australia/NZ is now in economically.
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it
with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
Lovingly with seed.
Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the
continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio,
above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the shit. It was Everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table…everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and
try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder
and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and
demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn’t even sit on my own back porch anymore.
So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.
I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built
all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ….. quiet, serene….and no
one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let’s see……our government gives out free food, subsidized housing,
free medical care and free education, and allows anyone born here to be
an automatic citizen.
Then the illegal’s came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went
up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you
have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child’s second grade class is behind other schools because over half the class
doesn’t speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to ‘press one ‘ to
hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other
than ”ours” are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding
more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it’s time for the government to take
down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, just continue
cleaning up the shit!
