California Senator Grateful For New Job With Short Commute From Home In Maryland

Two years ago our new U.S. Senator abandoned California to be a resident of Maryland.  Now, Newsom has violated the Constitution.  Each State is to have TWO U.S. Senators—he gave Maryland a third Senator.

“At publishing time, Governor Newsom had once again assured Senator Butler that the residency issue would not be any kind of problem, since no California senator has actually represented the interests of California residents in decades.”

While he may not have said that, it is in fact true.

California Senator Grateful For New Job With Short Commute From Home In Maryland

BabylonBee.com, 10/5/23   https://babylonbee.com/news/california-senator-grateful-for-new-job-with-short-commute-from-home-in-maryland

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Newly sworn-in California Senator Laphonza Butler expressed excitement about her new job, citing the short commute to work from her home state of Maryland.

“It’s a real time-saver,” Butler said. “As a senator for California, it’s so convenient to not have to be a resident of the state. I never would have thought that would be allowed, but here I am! Now I can somehow represent the state of California while being a Maryland native. My travel expenses are almost nothing!”

California Governor Gavin Newsom has been criticized for appointing a resident of Maryland to fill the vacant seat left behind by the late Dianne Feinstein. “My criteria was very simple,” Newsom said when asked about the appointment. “I wanted someone who was a woman. I wanted someone who was black. The fact that she’s a gay communist is a major bonus. The fact that she’s going to the United States Senate to represent the people of California while not being from California is completely irrelevant.”

Butler remained upbeat despite the criticism. “I’m really hoping to make a difference,” she said. “It’s my goal to be a representative that the people of the great state of Maryland — er, sorry, I keep doing that — I mean the people of California can really be proud of.”

At publishing time, Governor Newsom had once again assured Senator Butler that the residency issue would not be any kind of problem, since no California senator has actually represented the interests of California residents in decades.

3 thoughts on “California Senator Grateful For New Job With Short Commute From Home In Maryland

  1. Not really too much different from what Mitt Romney does. He has a Utah address but actually lives in
    LA Jolla, California, New Hampshire and Boston. The rules do not apply to the Liberals. They just defy anyone to challenge them.

  2. Our disgusting governor really had to scrape the bottom of the barrel to find this loser.
    But when you narrow your illegal search that TOTALLY IGNORES qualifications and intelligence by announcing that the selected thing MUST BE A BLACK FEMALE PREFERRED GAY, there are few to choose from.
    Maryland, that’s how far slickback newsom how to go to hurt all Californians.
    Democrats are determined to destroy California and the United States.

  3. Look on the bright side, California, you could still have DiFi. Which was worse, someone who had long ago lost it, or someone who is completely clueless and presumably in possession of some small amount of brain power to push the woke agenda? It is a tough call.

    Once Butler has finished doing next to nothing for the interim period, you have the ogre of Orange County, Katie Porter, or the Potentate of Pasadena, Adam Schiffless, for the long term. What part of this picture isn’t glorious beyond Shangri-La and Nirvana wrapped into one potent package?

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