This makes sense. Trump refuses to be killed. That makes him an enemy of the “Democracy” advocated by Harris and the Democrats. In textbooks, this Democracy is called Totalitarianism.
“”As the Democratic party of the United States, we hereby censure and condemn Donald J. Trump for consistently, audaciously, and shamelessly inciting violence by not dying,” Jeffries said. “We do not support the hateful, probably racist behavior of America’s Probably Hitler and we call upon him to stop the ongoing political assassination attempts on his life by just dying in one of them. Is that too much to ask?”
In 2015, Ric Wilson, founder of the infamous Lincoln Project, wanted Trump to get a bullet. In 2016 David Plouffe, the current Senior Advisor to Harris announced that Trump needs to be “eliminated”. So, is this article satire?
Democrats Accuse Trump Of Inciting Further Violence By Not Dying
BabylonBee.com, 9/17/24 https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-accuse-trump-of-inciting-further-violence-by-not-dying?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email
PALM BEACH, FL — In the wake of what appears to be a second assassination attempt on Donald Trump, Democrats across the country have stepped forward to accuse the Republican presidential candidate of inciting further violence by not dying in either of the two previous assassination attempts.
According to Hakeem Jeffries, the Democrat leader of the House, Trump is to blame for the ongoing nature of the violence directed toward him, as he consistently fails to die at the hands of crazed left-wing attempted assassins.
“As the Democratic party of the United States, we hereby censure and condemn Donald J. Trump for consistently, audaciously, and shamelessly inciting violence by not dying,” Jeffries said. “We do not support the hateful, probably racist behavior of America’s Probably Hitler and we call upon him to stop the ongoing political assassination attempts on his life by just dying in one of them. Is that too much to ask?”
Other Democrats have spoken out with mostly peaceful rhetoric against Trump’s knack for surviving loony Democrat-enflamed assassins with guns, calling Trump “worse than Goebbels and Hitler rolled into one.” While a few are in favor of calming the public discourse, most Democrats agree that the only way to stop the problem of Trump continuing to survive assassination attempts is to keep addressing him as “Literal Hitler.”
At publishing time, Trump had survived yet another assassination attempt, causing Democrats to accuse him of overthrowing democracy by continuing to exist.
Damn Trump. He just won’t die and go away. He insists on making us work for the election. We are running out of convincing lies.