While this is satire, the folks and organizations mentioned do deserve special recognition. If it weren’t for these people California would be a prosperous State, where people would be flooding I, not scrambling to get out. Not mentioned are the government schools, K-12, that are scaring our children into emotional destruction, crying about the future due to lack of snow, icebergs, polar bears and the flooding of Santa Barbara and the melting down of our communities and the killing of trees by “climate change”.
Like the COVID scamdemic, climate change is based on ideology and socialism, not science. Just think of the scam artist Paul Ehrlich who claimed that by 2000 we would have worldwide famine and wars based on food, not oil. He made a mint by that scam, as has Gore and others.
Climate Change Museum by Richard Eber
Richard Eber, Exclusive to the California Political News and Views, 11/3/23 www.capoliticalnewsandviews.com
They took all the trees put ’em in a tree museum
And they charged the people a dollar an’ a half just to see ’em
Don’t it always seem to go
That you don’t know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone
They paved paradise, put up a parking lot
Joni Mitchell’s predictions set forth in her Big Yellow Taxi song will finally come to fruition. A special tribute to her is planned at the soon to be opened Climate Change Museum (CCM) Kamala Harris will be present in San Francisco to lead dedication festivities.
According to the Vice-President “This new institution will soon replace Rice-A-Roni as being the new San Francisco Treat.” She will present the museum with a replica of the teleprompter President Joe Biden used to warn world leaders “Climate Change is far more important than thwarting Putin, China, Iran, Hamas, and Hezbollah combined.”
Not to be outdone. former VP Al Gore will bestow the museum with the original manuscript from his 1993 best seller An Inconvenient Truth. In it Gore predicted
- Within the decade there will be no more snows of Kilimanjaro,” A Similar assessment was made for Glacier National Park. (To date none of this has ever happened)
- Hurricanes intensity and numbers would increase for storms striking the United States. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) concluded ‘The historical Atlantic hurricane data at this stage do not provide compelling evidence for a substantial greenhouse warming-induced century-scale increase in: frequency of tropical storms, hurricanes, or major hurricanes.
- Gore’s predictions of an ice free Arctic and rising sea shore levels have never come to fruition. If he actually believed this alarmist nonsense, Gore would have never purchased a 9 million dollar home near the shores of Montecito close by to the Pacific Ocean.
As the founder of the internet and God Father of Global Warming, a special wax statue designed by Madam Tussaud will be built to honor Gore. To counter climate change, the exhibit will be encased in an air conditioned room to thwart effects from increased heat.
Nancy Pelosi’s blanket, she was forced to use on a summer night in San Francisco to counter freezing weather is to be exhibited. Despite Mark Twain saying ““The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco,” Pelosi can gain points with environmentalists who are certain Al Gore and Dr. Fauci have always been right with their scientific predictions.
Curiously, a report by the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce stating Global Warming would help the tourist trade in their struggling city, was quickly quashed.
A bronzed copy of the 10th Environmental Impact Report required for construction of a single family home (that was never built) will be displayed in the new exhibits section of the museum.
Bernie Obstackle, curator of the CCM commented “Thanks to the efforts of bureaucrats in government, Legislators in Sacramento, dedicated environmentalists, and sympathetic judges, we have been able to stop development of undesirable housing in its tracks.
Obstackle went on to say “Perhaps our tactics increase the cost of construction in California to be the highest in the Country. In my view and that of State Senator Scott Wiener (D-SF), this is acceptable collateral damage to fight global warming and climate change.”
A blow up picture of an endangered brime shrimp that cost 2.3 billion dollars worth of extra water to provide a spawning ground for this important member of Charlotte’s Web-Site. Officials from California’s Wildlife Conservation Board declared “Creating a Brime Shrimp reserve has been a major success story although there is no evidence of yet of these tiny critters reproducing in their new habitat.”
As a major attraction there is to be a live three legged Red Frog that has generated 153,678 environmental impact reports to date. It has compiled even more research than Kermit the Frog or the legendary harvest mouse.
The red tailed wonder was humanly captured by placing a 100 foot net in its breeding grounds.. The amphibian already has its own fan club and planned burial plot adjacent to a land fill northeast of Encino.
This unique frog will be available for viewing every Friday between 2 and 3 pm. The red hued wonder will consume, grasshoppers that had ample room to hop around prior to being put to sleep.
Next year a new wing of the museum is planning to feature Republicans in California who are already listed as being on the endangered species list. The GOP exhibit will feature a portrait of California Republican Party Chairwomen Jessica Patterson being denied her request for a withdrawal at her local Insta Teller machine.
Euthanasia will be unnecessary to liquidate the last GOP party members. A spokesperson for CRP assured the CCM , “We are already doing this with our RINO policies.”
Much like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland, the Climate Change Museum will dispense Lifetime Achievement Awards to deserving environmental champions. For 2024 their nominee is former GOP leader in the California Assembly Chad Mayes. It was he who convinced 6 fellow Republicans to pass Cap and Trade legislation that has crippled California businesses since its inception.
It is not surprising, Mayes no longer calls himself a Republican,
Also being honored is actor Leonardo DiCaprio and John Kerry, Special Envoy for Climate Change Both have traveled millions of miles in their private planes to save the earth from damaging the environment.
A “No Host” Sustainable Cocktail Party is being planned for this gala event. Beetle Juice, Grasshoppers, Salty Dogs, Greyhounds, Mezcal with Worms and insect infused drinks will be unavailable for consumption.
