Eber: Gavin Newsom as America’s CEO

Want to see what a Newsom Presidency would look like?  First, look at what he has done for California.  A 25% higher unemployment rate than the rest of the nation.  Higher energy costs, water and housing costs.  Failed education, a State average of 30% absentees on any given day.  Crime and homelessness is rampant, and he is still lying about climate change, fires, while promoting and protecting illegal aliens.

“With close friend Tony Thurmond expected to replace him as Governor, the Secretary of Education post is expected to be filled by Teachers Union boss Randi Weingarten. 

One of her first acts will require all teachers belong to an approved labor union. She bragged, “There will be no scabs on my watch.” 

She has assured Congress that there will be no dissent among educators because Only Progressive Democrats will be allowed on staff. Republican and non-union workers will be weeded out. They are to be placed on indefinite leave.” 

Weingarten pledges,” When Federal funding is given, School districts must strictly adhere to teaching standards of Critical Race Theory and woke approved US history curriculum.” 

Gavin Newsom as America’s CEO by Richard Eber 

Richard Eber, Exclusive to the California Political News and Views,  11/20/23   www.capoliticalnewsandviews.com 

As last week’s Asia-Pacific Economic Conference (APEC) indicated, the country can’t wait another four years for Gavin Newsom to assume the Presidency. 

It is obvious Joe Biden should step aside allowing this sage from the Golden State to move into the White House. Governor Newsom has exhibited an unblemished Blue record of leadership including: 

  • Establishing educational polices where kids, regardless of if they can read or write, will be eligible to obtain High School diplomas. 
  • Opposing the death penalty and lenient treatment of career criminals has sets a standard that should be implemented on a national scale. 
  • New Housing requires Union labor to do all construction beyond what is needed to assemble a Lincoln Logs set. 
  • Sanctuary Cities in California make deportation of murderers, rapists, extortionists, gang members, and other felons virtually impossible. 
  • Newsom’s wise handling of the Covid-19 crisis that shutdown in person attendance at schools for two years. California was one of the last states to lift requiring surgical masks to be worn in restaurants and public venues. 
  • The country can’t wait to adapt his water and energy policies. They delay construction of new H2o storage facilities, prohibit new oil drilling, ban selling vehicles using fossil fuels by 2135, eliminate use of nuclear energy, and blind promotion of green energy policies. 

To implement his socialistic agenda in Washington D.C., California’s governor intends to hire at least 200,000 new employees.  They are expected to regulate a more comprehensive bureaucratic maze. 

From monitoring the activities of Wall Street to requiring additional Environmental Impact Reports (EIR’s) for all aspects of American life, Newsom intends to make sure additional red tape monitors the evils of capitalism. The obstructive California way will become the law of the land. 

A new cabinet post, Secretary of Diversity, is to be headed by social influencer Dylan Mulvaney. With a can of Bud Light in hand, he/she will make sure the principles of Identity politics are strictly adhered to. Failure to do so will result in offenders risking arrest and being given lengthy prison terms. 

At this time, it is uncertain if belonging to the Republican Party will be considered to be a hate crime. 

By executive decree, firearms beyond revolvers and hunting rifles will be made illegal. Newsom thinks allowing a limited number of guns, subject to yearly registration fees, fits his model for following the edicts of the Second Amendment. 

Such laws will be enforced by the Justice Department headed by George Soros’s son Alex. His catch and release policy’s for all but the most violent felons are expected to be adapted on a national level. 

Newsom hopes to lure Dr. Fauci out of retirement to become Surgeon General. This genius who oversaw Covid-19 policy, hopes to end the common cold by insisting surgical masks be worn at all times. 

It is expected current Teamsters President Sean O’Brien will be named the new Secretary of Labor by the Newsom administration. A special waiver is being given to hold both his current job leading the Teamsters and heading a Federal agency. O’Brien cannot afford a pay cut to assume his new duties.  

If he can win a large majority in both houses in Congress, Newsom hopes Rashida Tlaib can be confirmed to become Secretary of Defense. He believes naming the Congresswomen to the post will result in providing needed diversity and balance to the country’s military. 

A similar philosophy is being considered in naming documentary film maker Michael Moore to head the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). It is expected this climate change activist will fight corporate interests to thwart most mining and manufacturing activities in the USA. 

According to Moore, “If I do my job well, we will recommend the country source their petroleum needs in Venezuela, Iran, Russia, and Saudi Arabia” In time he believes America will overcome its dependence on oil by utilizing electric cars and bicycles for their basic transportation needs. 

One of the biggest changes expected with the Newsom administration will be a major overhaul of the education system.  With close friend Tony Thurmond expected to replace him as Governor, the Secretary of Education post is expected to be filled by Teachers Union boss Randi Weingarten. 

One of her first acts will require all teachers belong to an approved labor union. She bragged, “There will be no scabs on my watch.” 

She has assured Congress that there will be no dissent among educators because Only Progressive Democrats will be allowed on staff. Republican and non-union workers will be weeded out. They are to be placed on indefinite leave.” 

Weingarten pledges,” When Federal funding is given, School districts must strictly adhere to teaching standards of Critical Race Theory and woke approved US history curriculum.” 

Also required will be Mandatory sex education starting in preschool. By the time students move on to Junior High, they will have attended computer-generated sex classes. 

A Virtual Reality experience of having intercourse with the opposite sex will be supplemented with required gay encounters as well. To make sure true diversity is achieved, computer simulations will be available in Black, Caucasian, Hispanic (Latin-X), and Asian flavors. 

Weingarten pledged few kids will choose none of the above or the incest options.”  She went on to say “discrimination will not take place under my watch. No more talk will be tolerated defining a virgin as the ugliest girl in the 5th grade.” 

Foreign policy will be turned over to entertainment mogul Oprah Winfrey. She is expected to emerge from her Montecito estate to become Secretary of State. This move has been praised by liberal news outlets including CNN.  

The network declared, “Oprah will be an upgrade for the job previously held by Democrats Madeline Albright, Hillary Clinton, and Antony Blinken. At least foreign dignitaries will be willing meet with her.” 

An editorial in the New York Times stated.  “Gavin Newsom will be a breath of fresh air in stagnant Washington D.C. While he will destroy the economy, California’s governor brings transparency to government never seen before.” 

2 thoughts on “Eber: Gavin Newsom as America’s CEO

  1. EVERY CALIFORNIAN NEEDS TO TELL EVERYONE THEY KNOW OUTSIDE CALIFORNIA TO NOT VOTE FOR SLICKBOY NEWSOM.
    HE WILL RUIN THE COUNTRY LIKE HE RUINED OUR STATE.
    WISE UP DEMOCRATS, VOTE SMARTER.

  2. You are right. We need to go on social media, each day, reminding folks one item at a time on how he destroyed California.

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