Fascist Fauci told us two years ago that if we killed the economy for two weeks, end education for two weeks, lived liked hermits for two weeks the COVID would go away. Little did we know that Fauci lied to us about the financing of the creation of the virus, his use of tax dollars in this effort. Nor would he tell us his plan was to kill off he United States using the virus as an excuse—lying about the cause of death of tens of thousands’, lying about the long term effects of the vaccine and the fraud of wearing diapers on your face.
While this article is satire—it is true we have listen to junk science for the past two years. It is true that hackers, money grubbers and politicians have lied to us about every aspect of this disease—note in the past two years almost NO deaths from the flu, when in normal years 60-85,000 die from the flu. In Minnesota that listed a drowning victim as having died from the virus.
Even worse, we will be feeling and spending on the effects of the vaccines from two generations, forty years. Heart and cancer issues, infertility? We have now caused an epidemic—and government gave itself immunity, along with the drug companies. That should have been the red flag—if they need immunity, they KNOW there is a problem.
Nation Prepares To Celebrate 2nd Anniversary Of Two Weeks To Flatten The Curve
BabylonBee.com, 2/19/22
U.S.—The nation is preparing to celebrate what has become a beloved annual holiday: Two Weeks To Slow The Spread Day, to be held in March every year.
“This time of year we like to come together to remember the historic day two years ago when we put on masks and locked ourselves down, trusting that the lockdown would be over in just two weeks,” said local man Paul Christof as he stared out his window longingly, his three masks securely in place. “This year, I’m going all out with a Zoom party with no more than five of my closest friends—I mean, closest, figuratively speaking, of course. We’ll be literally far apart, because I want to stay home and stay safe, and I don’t want grandma to die.”
Traditional festivities for the newly christened American holiday include remote Amazon gift exchanges, ordering DoorDash feasts for just yourself, and the customary binging of the Netflix. Historians believe the holiday will become a hit, and people will continue to wear masks and stay home throughout the year as the festive day is celebrated for hundreds of years to come.
