Great news—the Democrats have found a way to stop crime—whether it is from illegal aliens or home grown crooks.
The Senate Democrats tried to pass a bill to limit the number of criminals coming into our nation, on a daily basis, to just 5,000. The concept is good—so why not limit the number of murders, burglaries, assaults, rapes, embezzlements, etc.?
The bottom line is that the Democrats have given up on a safe society. Next we will see police freer zones. Oh, we had them in Portland, Seattle—and Dearborn, Michigan is totally free of police—since, per the NY Times, the jihadists run that city.
New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5,000 Per Day
BabylonBee.com, 2/5/24 https://babylonbee.com/news/new-senate-anti-murder-bill-caps-murders-at-5000-per-day?utm_source=The%20Babylon%20Bee%20Newsletter&utm_medium=email#google_vignette
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark compromise between Democrats and Republicans, the Senate is set to vote on a new anti-murder bill that will limit the allowed murders to only 5,000 per day.
The bill will also send $60 billion to Ukraine, $15 billion to Israel, and another $100 billion to Iran.
“Democrats wanted more murder, and we wanted less. We feel this is a reasonable compromise,” said Senator Mitch McConnell to reporters before staring blankly at the cameras for 10 minutes straight. “Every day once we hit 5,000 killings, that’s it — no more killing! And we’re gonna be strict about that.”
“Just think of all the additional killings above 5,000 per day that will be prevented by this important legislation.”
Some conservatives in Congress have challenged the language in the bill, suggesting that zero murders would be a preferable number. “I dunno, do we have to have murder at all?” said a confused Ted Cruz. “Like, murder is bad and stuff. Maybe zero would be a better number than 5,000.” Cruz was quickly condemned by every journalist on the hit show Morning Joe as a shameful partisan.
At publishing time, senators had reassured their biggest pro-murder donors that the bill wouldn’t solve anything.
