Please do not say Joe Biden does not have dementia. What is really sick is that people without dementia, like his press secretary repeat the incoherent statements of Joe as if they meant something. Is there no adult left in the White House? Can someone please take charge?
Yes, his wife Jill is pretending to take charge. Hunter needs the money to organize his union for prostitutes. Kamala needs to grow up and take responsibility. Maybe we need to fence off the White House and bring in a team of psychiatrists for an evaluation and therapy. Not sure how many need to be institutionalized—but when every problem is caused by racism or climate change, you know these people are not well.
Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents
BabylonBee.com, 7/5/21
WASHINGTON, D.C.—To commemorate Biden securing a 16 cent savings on barbecue expenses for every American this year, the U.S. Treasury has announced the minting of a new 16 cent coin featuring Biden’s likeness stamped on them.
“This will be an eternal symbol of America’s gratitude for Biden securing such a life-changing amount of savings for us all,” said Treasury Spokesperson Marc Monopoly. “For all time, the memory of our great leader will be immortalized on this really handy 16 cent piece, forever reminding the American people what Joe Biden did for them in the summer of 2021.”
Now, whenever Americans go to the store to spend their 16 cent barbecue savings, they will no longer have to carry an inconvenient combination of a dime, a nickel, and a penny. Instead, they can carry a handy Biden coin– which features an ice cream cone on one side, with Biden’s profile on the other, and Joe’s timeless American catchphrase, “Come on, man!”
The Treasury has announced a run of 178 trillion Biden coins, approximately enough to pay off the national debt and to reach the edge of the solar system if stacked on top of each other.
